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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Rant/Complaint - Things People Say

Things People Say will be an internet based calling out of stupid things too many people say. If there are phrases you likewise despise, feel free to let me know in the comments.

"I'm a strong, independent woman"

No you're not. You're a bitch. Probably a fat one. Chances are you're ugly, too. So are your friends. What you need to do, is set the cheesy poof down and strap yourself to a treadmill. Women like you are the reason some men are abusive. The offending males were either, at the time of the offense, in a relationship with a "strong, independent woman", or were previously in one, and hadn't worked through their pent-up rage. Women like this make me yearn for a time when being a chauvinist was what was expected of a man. Your woman's acting up? Well then, sir. Bruise her mouth shut and stick her back in the kitchen. There are still dishes to wash, pies to make, and babies to have. A real "strong, independent woman" doesn't need to announce it.

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  3. that's the truth right there son

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  4. It's true. If you're really a strong person...you don't brag about it. It's the glass jaw complex.

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